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Joel 🇦🇺
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I like Rust & OCaml | databases | jiujitsu purple belt | judo | FP Java in neovim | dad
- mfers write ‘Car car = new Car();’ and make $500k/year
- companies will force a 90-day password policy just for employees to do this: >password1 >password2 ... >password55
- >team looking for engineers >ask the interviewer if the jdk is 8 or >=21 >she doesn't understand >i pull out illustrated diagram explaining java 8 and java >=21 >she laughs "it's a good jdk sir" >accept the offer >it's java 8
- >Person >PersonMapper >PersonValidator >PersonRequestDTO >PersonResponseDTO >PersonFactory >PersonBuilder
- python mfers will write '____________init____________' and be like 'yeah this is good'
- where the fuck is curlwhich api testing tool is your go-to?
- >market doesn’t want to hire juniors >years pass >those juniors are still juniors >more juniors come into the market >every mfer is a junior >no seniors left in sight i see you Big Market
- If a GUI wrapper around curl has the courage to host a conf, you can make your side projects publicWe’re offering 30% off tickets to early adopters until March 26 for POST/CON 24! 🚀🎟️
