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Unreliable narrator
- bill nye is short for william new year’s eve
- This is how he’d look if he was black or Siamese
This is Kevin - Leave her teeth the fuck alone we are experiencing a veneer epidemic and she is perfect as she ISAimee Lou Wood calls out SNL for jokes made about her teeth: “I did find it mean and unfunny… such a shame cuz I had such a great time watching it a couple weeks ago. Yes, take the piss for sure — that’s what the show is about- but there must be a cleverer, less cheap way?”
- My peers are too politically correct to compliment me on my weight loss but luckily I’m visiting home soon so all my relatives can tell me exactly how much better I look now
- A man having no female friends is an enormous red flag
- They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight
- reminder that adding an x doesn’t make it more woke!! it is FINE to just say “women” or “folks” or “karl marks”
