wait a second.... if IM crashing out.. and YOURE crashing out..... who's locking in?!?!?!?
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@probably_ayla
a one person cult ๐ช | she/her | 28 | โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ
Joined July 2016
- where HAVE all the good men gone??? and where are all the gods??????
my Halloween costume.. if all goes according to plan....... watch this space - I cannot be expected to work under these circumstances (Tuesday)
- whipped up a sweater / holster for the penjamin last night
- not now kitten, daddy needs to update her email signatureI have a mystery meeting with the CEO, HR, and my manager this morning Im either getting promoted or executed by firing squad
- *flirting with a bald man* so... does the carpet match the drapes?
- my friend that is married to the person theyve been with since they were fifteen tries to give dating advice and I can only hear the kill bill siren in my head
- so many times today
frequently jumpscared by my own cleavage - being in love with someone who will never love you is the kind of torture they outlawed after the Geneva convention
- Replying to @pissboymcgeerefered to myself as one of those mangy looking tigers at the zoo shuffling over to my feeding trap door to receive nachos this very evening
- personally I prefer my men bisexual but,
- chat Im worried this fit doesn't go as hard as I thought it did this morning I cant decide if the colors clash
