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heather
@prettyalbatross
Insofar As So Far
- some of the greatest tweets have been made by people mad at their roommate
- french professor took points off on a quiz because i referred to myself as masculine
- green line operator is doing bits on the intercom. started flashing on and off the lights and going "oooooh it's a ghoooost traaain."
community colleges in general are fantastic and in an ideal world every single ivy league would be seized and turned into a public university or CC- one of my roommates pushed my shampoo out the window and didn't say anything
one of my roommates installed a doorbell camera outside his room - going into a tgirls room and she has a million little anime figures
- the submissive contrarian: "i beg to differ"
- Replying to @NEVERLOGGINGOUT"where is the inherent horror in christ" is something you only say if you never look up from your phone whenever you're in an art museum
- boston looks like one of those fake miniature cities you'd see in an open world video game
- Replying to @burialposterthey made their phone look like a phonk edit
- told my friends i grew up near a nuclear power plant and they spent the next fifteen minutes asking me if i "knew bart" or "knew homer" or if i ever "went to moe's"
- Replying to @NotThatJesusif i was told i wouldn't make the post, unfortunately.
