sunday 230pm: wow i really have the whole day ahead of me. anything is possible
sunday 430pm: the day has slipped thru my fingers, any hope to be productive has faded to dust. i must retire to my quarters
it's kinda sweet how you only get one life and you can just totally fuck it up in the first quarter and then you get to sit and take the L for 60 years haha
hey boss sorry i didnt finish my task my daughter fell asleep on my chest and those few moments were more precious to me than an entire lifetime of work haha
linkin park: i tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter
12 year old me, never tried a single thing: oh fuck yes. this is me. this is exactly how i feel
idk how people saw this and their takeaway was "be funny". Shane has probably been funny his whole life and we didn't see photos like this before. The thing that's changed is he's now a famous millionaire
a single activist judge ruined her entire state lol. so much of delawares lifeblood was due to a reliable unbiased court system. now that its gone youre just a smaller gayer rhode island. congrats kathleen mccormick. you done fucked it up
hey jaguar. you're trying do picture 1, which will be a huge failure. when you should just put a battery in picture 2, which would kick ass and sell like crazy. literally don't even add a touch screen or anything. same knobs and dials. but with a battery. you're welcome