just had a waiter sit down at our table while taking our order. incredible power move. have never seen this before
jon repetti
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jon repetti
@pourfairelevide
Joined August 2022
- you ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?
- started using the 🫡 emoji in work emails. everybody loves it. they think that I am a quite amusing young man
- I legit had a friend who lived on one of these blocks and the first time I tried to get to his apartment I thought I was having a strokeI love Queens so much
- my father in law has weighed in on the new pope in the group chat
- in a grad school pedagogy course, we had to give a 30 minute presentation on a topic of our choice. Then, the professor would ask everyone else to leave and tell the presenter in detail all of their verbal and bodily tics. Worst day of my life
- it’s about the fact that you’re destroying the planet, trying to put millions of people out of work, making the internet unusable, and turning all culture into slop. hope this helps!
- Nathan is on CNN right now playing it totally straight and prefacing all his comments with “as a pilot…” Wolf Blitzer has no idea what is going on and getting increasingly frustrated
- “Is working as a carpenter for 40 years *really* worse for your body than sitting in a chair in an office all day?” Yes, yes it is, obviously it is.
- “if you have access to a clay deposit you can make bricks and sell them to construction companies” is hilarious advice for at least 6 different reasons. Always read the replies. That’s where the real posters are.
- don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory)
- you’re so close to getting it, brother
Every startup now is like "We found a cool way to monetize undermining the social contract!" - My father died 14 years ago. Towards the end, he dictated this note to a nurse. I’ve carried it in his wallet ever since. Someone stole the wallet a few years later. It had my address inside. They took the money and mailed the wallet back, with the note, in an unmarked envelope.
