did they mass produce this exact setup for american high schools bc this is identical to my 10th grade chem lab
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rachel | jersey🇺🇸 ➡️ germany🇩🇪 (not berlin) | cool mom 😎 | shitposting | i’m probably joking
- i love how bad europeans are at american geography. my therapist just asked if my family was going to be affected by hurricane milton. my family lives in new jersey.
- if you know a pregnant woman please stop buying us baby clothes. i know you mean well. but this is the only fun thing to buy. why are you getting me 0-3 month winter outfits for a late april baby? first “holiday” outfits? don’t i get to pick that? if you want to help buy diapers.
- here you go
Fix this immediately. @duolingo 
In Argentina, we gather around the table to slow down, spend time with family and friends, and chew on some good meat. We balance it all with our great red wine, Malbec. The Argentines call this "Sobremesa," the art of lingering after a meal. Pulses slow down. Stress melts- everyone saying “what is she talking about, people dress like this all the time at work” missed this scene
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00:16anna wintour’s former assistant plum sykes at the vogue office, 1999 - notice how the closer you get to the German language the more people decide life isn’t worth living.Suicide rates by region in Italy
- have you ever met a man with a coldReplying to @_nomadic_soulMen would deal with all the pregnancy and childbirth pain and you'd never hear them complainin
- any man that says kids are easy has a wife that is doing all the workKids are actually easy and anyone who says otherwise is lying.
- i have literally not been offered a seat on public transit or help from any man for my entire pregnancy. any time i’ve been struggling another woman helped me. i fell on the bus the other day and was caught by a small woman with a stroller who then got me in a seat.lol mom with a stroller getting helped up steps in thunderstorm by tiny Asian girl while surrounded by indifferent dudes - sorry but some of you truly earned the loneliness epidemic
- had to give my dumbass rabbit a bath tonight bc ever since his wife died he is gross and disgusting. she was apparently the only reason he was ever clean.
- my second day visiting home in the US from Germany i went to barnes and noble and within 5 minutes of walking in, an employee complimented my nails and gave me a free hot chocolate sample and a random girl said she liked my coat. had been in germany so long i had to recalibrateI work with some Albanians and they look at me crazy when I ask how the day is going.
- Americans don’t care about your grammar. we don’t correct your English bc we hear English spoken as a second language so often that mistakes don’t impede comprehension. however, use one wrong article in German and they act like they have no idea what you said.
