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can't believe millennials had to smoke out of soda cans and apples then blow it all into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets while gen z can just pull out a weed pen and hit it in the middle of target
lord crunkington III 🇵🇭
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lord crunkington III 🇵🇭
@postcrunk
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- 1980's: nerds suck 1990's: nerds are lame 2000's: being a nerd is cool now! 2018: on second thought, maybe people who feel a smug superiority to everyone else because of the niche esoteric hobbies they define their lives by are actually insufferable to be around
- Biden: These memes are just an illusory escape from the public's feelings of utter powerlessness and uncertainty right now Obama: Joe...
- watching porn but then you notice a scar on her forearm. you start to wonder how she got it. maybe a burn. you imagine her entire life. the town she grew up in. you aren't even horny anymore. just entangled in this notion of capitalist alter-egos vs true selves. you cum anyway.
- During this pandemic there are only 4 social classes: Billionaire Zoom user Essential employee Unemployed
- america did this weird thing where they combined family/country/religious/brand loyalty into one patriotic emotion so shit like this really gets them in their feelings
- me: i don't give a fuck also me: i will spend years reliving this moment in detail so excruciating that i cannot breathe
- it's really cool to be alive in america at this point in history because it's like the collapse of the roman empire but with wi-fi
- Replying to @postcrunkmy gen z coworker asked me if my first time was vape or flower and i just laughed knowing the word "vape" didn't even exist yet
- first no tooth fairy then no santa and no god and then your parents are only human your government is corrupt and the universe is a hologram
- no contact with other humans = loneliness any contact with other humans = anxiety
- PERSON: how have you been? YOU: *recall feeling entire spectrum of human emotion from highest highs to the deepest depths* YOU: fine. you?
- WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY TO EMOTIONALLY WRITE OFF ANY HUMAN BEING WHO DOESN'T FIT INTO MY IDEOLOGICAL NARRATIVE
