every 18 seconds I'm like "do I have covid or is that just what it feels like to have a throat?"
pat regan
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pat regan
@poregan
i’m a 3rd generation matchmaker with an extremely high success rate.
Brooklyn, NY
Joined October 2008
- who do I contact if I found a plot hole in an episode of Criminal Minds that aired in April of 2006?? is there a hotline
- On gossip girl? When Georgina came into town? They dont make TV like that anymore
- Ugh I keep doing the depressed kind of oversleep instead of the restorative kind of oversleep
- Drinking a Frappuccino in 2019 is about escapism, it's about nostalgia, it's about a longing for oblivion. It's anarchist. To drink a Frappuccino in 2019 (as I am currently doing) is to gesture vaguely at the world around you and say "all this? It isn't real."
- when u text on ur phone it is: -rude -self obsessed -millennial (pejorative) -being TOO PLUGGED-IN when u text on ur computer it is: -journalism -creatively freeing -millennial (in a good way) -being connected<3
- I did 2 tasks and now I feel like when eleven does telekinesis so hard that her nose bleeds and she passes out
- There needs to be a conversation about the u in ibuprofen and we need to be honest
- There should be an option that’s more than sleeping but not as much as being dead
- Anyone who is rlly upset that a 24 year old they've never met decided not to do a million flips for them, I have an amazing message for you: you are going to be fine!!!!!
- There should be a way for u to make coffee in ur apartment
- Notice how there’s never been a GAY Disney prince who has fully penetrative anal sex on screen
- Acceptance is the first step of responding to an email. Responding to an email is NOT a linear journey. It is a process that can last years or even for the rest of your life.
- Remember when McDonald’s started selling salads in slurpee cups and said “this is called a McSalad Shaker” and we were like “…ok” and they were like “what else what else what else”