I was just on a Zoom call that ended automagically after 40 minutes because the organizer was on a free tier. This is the single greatest advance to meeting productivity that I’ve ever seen. Would pay extra for this feature.
“Dear HOA,
I am surprised to learn that my Christmas lights are in violation of one of the rules. Being somewhat of a completionist, I am now compelled to modify my holiday display to try to violate ALL your rules at once. I look forward to your ongoing assessment of my
Watching Lars Ulrich on stage talking about how @Metallica uses @salesforce software for customer engagement and thinking that adult life hasn’t turned out exactly the way I thought it would. #Dreamforce2018
Exploring a new language with @duolingo and am genuinely happy with how it’s going, though I worry that some of the phrases I’m learning might not be immediately useful.
Guys guys guys, my cousin Carl is an inveterate bullshitter who’s actually missing the part of his brain that processes facts, but he’s *really* good at combining things he’s previously heard into a slick pastiche word salad about any topic! Let’s rely on him for important stuff.
App idea: Launch it and it generates random form questions that you have to fill out: name, date of birth, favorite sport, etc. As you scroll down, the questions become harder and more tedious. It never ends and there’s no ‘Done’ button. It’s called Enterprise Software Simulator.
We raised an A-Round for @mmhmmapp led by @sequoia. A giant thank you to our beta testers, our investors, and our hard-working team! It’s been a whirlwind few months but now we have the resources to try to make the world a little bit better. mmhmm.app/blog/we-raised…
Sometimes I wake up and feel there are an infinite number of things to do and it’s overwhelming and hard to get out of bed. So I think:
It’s not actually infinite, it’s like twenty.
And out of those twenty, I only really need to do four today.
I can do four things. I get up.
Also, I can now truthfully and somewhat melancholically say that every live Metallica performance I’ve ever been to has started with a Disclaimer Regarding Forward Looking Statements.