ATTENTION CAL FANS: as an expression of your gratitude for Pitt’s vote to add Cal to the ACC, all traveling Cal fans must begin your MANDATORY shift at the mill upon arrival to Pittsburgh! As our future President and Berkeley native Kamala Harris says, “hard work is good work!”
pittchagg
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Always Pitt basketball. Frequently nonsense. Don’t hold me to any of this.
Pittsburgh, PA
Joined July 2024
- Maybe the funniest thing that I’ve discovered about Cal Twitter in their newfound celebrity is that they also really like Malört for reasons that I haven’t yet been able to fully piece together.This is a 100% serious post - brother @rob11hwang has ensured the Church has the blessing of @JeppsonsMalort. Drink deep, my faithful.
- DID YOU KNOW? The father of Critical Race Theory is none other than Pitt alumnus Derrick Bell! Bell’s 1970 textbook, “Race, Racism, and American Law” is often regarded as the first piece of legal scholarship to lay the framework for studying Critical Race Theory! #h2p #calgorithmMe and the homies landing in Tallahassee on September 21st
- Cal and Pitt fans are similar in that we are both forced to share space with a villainous, academically-elite neighbor who uses the color red. For Pitt? The scoundrels at Carnegie Mellon University, founded by capitalist Andrew Carnegie! Evil is all around us! #h2p #Calgorithm
- Marin County in the Bay Area has for years been known as a hub for the affluent, educated, anti-vaccine movement. Fortunately, Pitt researcher Jonas Salk created the polio vaccine in 1955 - at Pitt, we REQUIRE that ALL of our visitors are FULLY VACCINATED! #h2p #Calgorithm
- Replying to @marktakesphotoIt would be considered a national tragedy if the broader public understood 399’s significance. A massive loss.
- CAL FANS! Due to Pittsburgh’s progressive agenda, the city is now covered with miles and miles of BIKE LANES! As a show of joint support for sustainable transportation initiatives, Cal and Pitt have AGREED to play Saturday’s game on the Penn Avenue bike lane! #h2p #Calgorithm
- Enjoy the plane ride home! Happy offseason! 😘Boise State volleyball has elected to forfeit its match against San Jose State and end its season.
- DO NOT PANIC! Cal fans, we are aware that in the Bay Area there is spirited debate over the density and height of new development. When you visit, you may be alarmed by the majestic height of the Cathedral of Learning, but PLEASE do not call the complaint line! #h2p #Calgorithm
- You may have heard of Ott To Go, but have you considered… (still workshopping this, please give me space I am a straight man)
- Team that plays many of its games behind a subscription paywall: “playing on TV is bad, actually”
- Here in Pittsburgh we know that Californians are health-conscious and care about what they eat. THAT ENDS THIS WEEKEND! One bite into a Primanti Bros sandwich in the Strip District will change your gastric habits forever! And it’s all cooked in SEED OILS! #h2p #Calgorithm
- lmao I’d kill to be in the room when someone tells him “hey stav, the chuds online are calling you a turk.”


















