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the dollywood rat
@piratey
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New York, USA
Joined January 2009
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    Replying to @JennyENicholson and @AlectheLad
    What you don’t attractively sprawl out unconscious and get up boobs first?
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    Replying to @LillySushi and @emrata
    A beautiful uncooked little soy cube
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    “Look, we like ourselves, right?” -Jenny trying to talk us out of waiting in a long line that we ended up waiting in
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    Replying to @zachsilberberg
    There’s a CAR on the road to the balloon?? I’ve never seen the house one, been lookin at that balloon almost 40 odd years now
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    Petco wins for best dog toy. Front and back.
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    I will always love me some unicorn drawing! Still need to get good at luminance brushes, though.
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    Replying to @JennyENicholson
    She needs to get to Costco next and handle how many samples per customer are getting given out. I was able to walk away with two cups of cheese cubes for “my group over there”
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    Pray for me I have to go return a belt to Target and it made me realize I’ve never returned anything before
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    Had a dream I moved to the east coast. Outside my house this huge centipede husk was hanging off a mailbox. Tons of tiny centipede babies were emerging from the husk. “Yeah, that’s a thing here,” someone said when I asked about it
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    I’ve done it!! I’ve collected every Animorphs book! Thank you @Twitanowski for helping me achieve this reality once my desire to complete my collection was reawakened after like 25 years. I hope @kaaauthor is proud of me. I know 7th grade me is VERY proud of me.
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    Replying to @chump_dick
    His Konfederate komedy kollection will be arriving to tiktok posthumously
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    Replying to @JennyENicholson
    This has enormous “last known footage” energy
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    Replying to @nerdist
    I was ahead of the curve in 2013, apparently