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Pilot
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El alma de Leith. Shop hours: 10am-5pm, Mon - Sat. 4B Stewartfield, EH6 5RQ.
- After the way Tim Martin has treated his staff we will never supply Wetherspoons again, a move which, given the prices they pay suppliers for beer, will actually make us over seventy five thousand pounds in pure profit.
- We’re getting an awful lot of DMs on here and Instagram asking if we’d be interested in working with ‘influencers’ and we would honestly rather shite in our hands and clap.
- A lot of people ask us why we don’t have a taproom when all the other local breweries do and the answer is that we’ve met the public and don’t particularly care for them.
- When Northern Monk approached us, a Scottish brewery, about doing a deep fried mars bar stout we said “that’s a crude and offensive stereotype” then we had a wee think about how much more popular they are than us and found our principles to be surprisingly malleable.
- Yes we’ve toyed with the idea of launching an NFT but we just can’t see the craft beer market being receptive to ten thousand barely differing iterations of the same thing.
- We honestly don't have many regrets but we do wish that way back in 2013 we'd used our savings to buy Bitcoin rather than this stupid brewery.
- We’re often asked who the worst brewer is and the answer is Julia Hartley-Brewer.
- The main reason we don’t fine or filter our beers is so that when we see Lawrence Fox drinking a crystal clear pint we know for sure it’s not one of ours.
- We were dead set against vaccine passports for pubs until Julia Hartley Brewer said if they were brought in she’d never go to a pub again, at which point we began to see the benefits.
- Remember, every time you buy from us rather than a supermarket you’re supporting a small bunch of clowns living a pipe dream rather than a well run employer of thousands with a viable long-term future.
- With his rich dad, messiah complex, army of weird internet nerds who tirelessly defend his products’ flaws and his lackadaisical attitude towards employee welfare and public health it’s absolutely staggering that Elon Musk doesn’t own a craft brewery.
- We have an exciting announcement about the future of Pilot. Read all about it here: pilotbeer.co.uk/pilot-abinbev/
