Dear everyone posing for a photo,
Please take your fucking hair elastic off your fucking wrist.
Sincerely
Every photographer ever.
PicPuck
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PicPuck
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- To all the guys protesting Covid restrictions, saying you can’t breathe in a mask. You realise you’re basically just saying “I can’t eat pussy well.”
- Make no mistake boys. The law sees “stealthing” as rape. news.com.au/lifestyle/real…
- So the house I got rejected for is still vacant and I just got accepted for a bigger house with an even bigger and better studio space!! ....and a managing agent who follows me on insta and loves my work!
- For anyone that knows me personally, you'll know what huge news this is. I've have a date for permanent care for Mum. After 10 long years of being primary carer for my parents (through both their dementia journeys), I'm finally getting my life back. I’m full of mixed emotions.
- It is disappointing to hear the news out of SA today. Criminalisation of sex work is akin to criminalisation of homosexuality. The law has no right to govern what consenting adults do, how they do it or what arrangements facilitate it.
- Replying to @botticellibimbo* To apply for this job please complete this online form with all your relevant information and qualifications. * Please attach a CV with all your relevant information and qualifications. * Now please write a cover letter that outlines your experience and qualifications.
- Not reasons I won’t shoot you. • your weight • your height • your age • your race/colour • your gender identity • your sexuality • your lack of modelling experience of confidence Reasons I won’t shoot you. • being an asshole
- So, I’ve applied for a position as a volunteer photographer for an animal rescue organisation. They asked to see a portfolio of my work and...well...that was a challenge to say the least. I really need more vanilla content.
- I was just screen sharing in a work meeting and for a brief moment they got to see a page on chrome where I'd asked "Do you eat or drink cum?" This week is not off to a good start.
- Okay, time for some lockdown fun. I’ve seen women offering dick pic ratings so I’m offering FREE pet pic ratings. DM me your pet pics and I’ll rate them for; Photo quality Composition Petness (eg. How well is your cat catting) Overall score from 10
- Do you ever get that urge to just get in your car, drive and leave everything behind you? Maybe down the coast, into the countryside, off a cliff?
- There's a resurgence of people discussing choking during sex. Please be careful with breath play, it can cause real damage or worse kill you. If you're going to ask for it, know the difference between someone doing it right & wrong. If you want to do it, educate yourself first.