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low yield lucy
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- sex is cool but have you tried running a personal errand on company time?
- here's mine:
Here’s my electoral map prediction - just explained to the European intern that he has to work in August.
- i go on 14+ dates a week. mostly finance guys, some consultants and tech. i steal every single one of their work laptops. information is your edge.
- still working remote in 2025 is like being one of those Japanese soldiers who stayed in the jungle for 30 years after WWII.
- I am never dating a tech guy again. this mf just sent me a calendar invite for sex.
- my boss started taking testosterone to become more alpha and now he’s completely bald and screams at DoorDash drivers
- ladies, do not hit unless he passes the “55 Challenge” - 5’5” - $55,000 income - 550 credit score - under 55 years old
- you are not allowed to wear Carhartt if you know what KPI means.
- interns: this summer, you might be invited out for drinks with your team. this is a test. and an opportunity. only the drunkest, most fucked up intern will get a return offer. welcome to the arena.
