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Captain_Pturkeyshanks doesn’t like cranberry sauce
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Captain_Pturkeyshanks doesn’t like cranberry sauce
@pickleshanks
Born to be a cog in the Infernal Machine @pickleshanks.bsky.social | alt in case me ship goes down @shicklepanks
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Joined July 2018
- Just a reminder that if a cat doesn’t like something you’re doing with/to them, they have multiple loud, painful ways of letting you know. This long’un is just vibing here.Why he so long, what are his goals
00:00 - Replying to @pickleshanksWow this is doing number. Pet your cat, especially its belly if it’s safe.
- Replying to @archive_keeperWhat are cats lmao I love that
- Replying to @mrgshumAnd yet they can walk up and sneeze right in your face. Curious 🧐
- “You are *never* getting this $1 bill!”
- Replying to @SobosswagnerHorse grooming is something you only mess up once, let me tell you.
- Replying to @briggityboppityI saw a post a while ago that basically said “I’ll never suffer from imposter syndrome again after watching Elong Munsk handle Twitter”, and I’ve never related more to a tweet.
- Replying to @JPHilllllllAnd they’re the only kind of cheesy, overly-positive kind of people that I actually, unironically like.
- They’re actually closer to omnivores with a biological preference for meat, but yeah, restricting the diet to just one or the other is awful. Cats, though, are compulsive carnivores. They eat veggies sometimes, but it’s because they’re weird little guys (scientifically speaking)
- Replying to @knovastreamsI love belly trust sm 🥹
- Replying to @pickleshanksFollow me on Xanga and Friendster for more Cool Cat Facts!
- Project Managers Hate This One Weird Trick!
