FedEx: We tried to deliver but no one was home.
Me: I work from home.
FedEx: We knocked and rang the bell.
Me: My office is literally within 20 feet of the front door and goes nuts when someone comes to the door.
FedEx: We'll try again tomorrow.
Me: But you didn't try today
Physics Geek
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One day, I will press the big red button.
Joined July 2007
- "Haha this is what happens when you f*ck a porn star and pay her hush money haha." Me: So what exactly is the crime? "Haha he f*cked a porn star and paid her hush money." Me: I ask again, what exactly is the crime? "Haha convicted felon haha."
- Many years ago, I briefly dated a very sweet, albeit extremely liberal girl. She simply would not understand why I didn't want women in combat. Me: You're average sized for a woman and you're fairly fit. Pick me up on your shoulders and carry me out the dorr. Her: Hey, I can
- The logic of this escapes me: 1) Allow 20 million illegals to flood in. 2) Now that they're here illegally, you cannot send them home without a hearing. Tell you what though. I'll give you this one but this is how it's going to happen. All 20 million will be held in detention
- A story came out back when I was in college about some doctoral candidate who discovered that her PhD advisor was fudging/manufacturing data to create fictitious results to get more grant money. Being an honest sort, she reported the fraud, along with all of the supporting
- The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed. Leftists Stunned: Philly Coffee House Employees Unionized — A Week Later, All 3 Locations Shut Down
- Replying to @physicsgeekThis conceit that women are just as fast, just as strong, and just as physically able as men to perform certain tasks such as combat is, what's the word, insane. And we know this because the physical fitness requirements for women are much lower than that for me.
- Replying to @physicsgeekWhat happened next should not surprise you. The professor in question was given (IIRC) a slap on the wrist while the young lady who reported him was not only kicked out of her doctoral program, she was blackballed across academia, preventing her from enrolling in another doctoral
- So Zohran Mamdani is not only a communist, he's a deeply stupid communist.Zohran Mamdani says he would try to convince NYC's top earners to stay "in part by showing them that asking them to pay more in taxes would increase even their quality of life."
00:00 - Replying to @physicsgeekDon't remember her name or if she was ever able to find another program that valued, say, academic integrity enough to bring her on. But I do remember that this opened my eyes a lot about how things actually operate in academia. It's one of the major reasons why I've openly
- Jennifer Garner lost someone close to her in the LA Fires. A human person. And people in the comments are saying "Well, maybe she shouldn't endorse/vote for Democrats" and all I can think is that some people are horrible, terrible, no good pieces of detritus masquerading -poorly-Jennifer Garner says she ‘lost a friend’ in the LA fires
00:00 - Replying to @physicsgeekHey, remember the scientist who discovered that >80% of ulcers were caused by a nacterial infection and could be treated with antibiotics? He was mocked, ridiculed and excoriated. His findings were reproducible and documented but he could not get published in a peer reviewed
- Replying to @physicsgeekQuestions we cannot answer are great. Answers we cannot question are not.
- Replying to @cigarsandlegsThat question is misogynistic. Apparently



