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Philippe Lemoine
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Philippe Lemoine
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Technically a philosopher, still has a PhD to finish. I write about stuff. Directeur de la recherche à @Hexagone_org. "At least he's pretty smart." (@bechhof)
If you feel like you're bad at your job and it's making you depressed, just consider that, as the investigation of the recent heist revealed, the password to access the Louvre's videosurveillance system was "Louvre".- Look I'm sorry but he is objectively the funniest person in the world. I get why people hate him, but they still have to acknowledge that.Trump: Rigged election. *points to Erdogan* He knows about rigged elections better than anybody.
00:00 - "Sir, the Americans don't know that Martinique and Guadeloupe are part of France, they have only slapped a 10% tariff on them."
- I'm hardly a starry-eyed supporter of the Trump administration, but I just finished watching Vance's speech in Munich and I'm not going to lie, watching him giving it to those self-righteous hypocrites for 20 minutes while they were standing there in disbelief was glorious.
- I fixed it.
why did so much of the best food in the world come from this circle - It's worth noting that, in order to make it possible to rebuild the cathedral so quickly, the French parliament had to vote a special law that effectively exempted the project from most of the regulations that would have normally applied and slowed it down considerably.France rebuilt fucking NOTRE DAME faster and cheaper than it takes San Francisco to add a rapid bus lane
- I don't think it's possible to give less of a fuck than this guy. x.com/Bikers_Magazin…
- I still can't believe that a French junior high school teacher was beheaded, his fucking head was separated clean from his shoulders, in the street because he'd shown caricatures of Muhammad during a lecture on freedom of speech. This is insane.
- We have spent the past 3 years lecturing Russia about international law, but Israel launches a war against Iran, assassinates scientists and bombs civilian infrastructure, but she doesn't say a word about it and only talks about Iran. We are a fucking joke, it's truly pathetic.Just spoke with Prime Minister @netanyahu. We are following developments in the Middle East with deep concern. I reiterated our commitment to peace, stability, and diplomatic efforts leading to de-escalation. In this context, I underlined that Israel has the right to defend
- Once again I'm begging people to realize that history has been very long and that other things happened besides WWII.World War II started because the allies agreed to appease a murderous dictator (Hitler) and give up another nation’s land (Czechoslovakia) for “peace in our time.” How did that work out for everybody?
- I've already mentioned it, but I really believe that people don't fully grasp what a revolution this is going to be. You need to imagine a society where everyone is profoundly retarded and by that I mean a lot more than they already are.
- I don't think Americans realize how absolutely insane the way in which they organize elections is to the rest of the world. Like if I stopped random French people in the street and explained to them the concept of a ballot drop box they would 100% think I'm fucking with them.Selena Gomez has voted early in the 2024 Election.
- (Surprisingly) unpopular opinion: Wikipedia is one the greatest achievements of the human race.
