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Phasha Manapyane
@phashake1
I do not always say so. When I do, that's the bottom line.
Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined March 2019
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    All I remember in Maths is "Are we together?" ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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    My friend bought his child clothes instead of buying us alcohol. Crazy how friends switch up on you when new people come into their lives.๐Ÿ’”
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    I've been a supportive boyfriend the entire period of pregnancy. I'm the one who made sure she fed her cravings. I even organised a transport for her to go to hospital. My girlfriend gave birth to a beautiful Indian boy last night. Guys I'm not Indian ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”
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    He sacrificed himself to destroy his enemy.
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    I Once stole Principal's cap and my father went to parent's meeting wearing it. I'll never forgive that dude ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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    They reduced number of Spaghetti sticks from 210 to 191๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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    They stole my clothes from the line at Res ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ I have nothing to wear. If there's anybody that has clothes they can donate( size 32) please help me. It must be Nike, G-Star Raw or Fabiani because a ke apare mehlolo nna.
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    My girlfriend is beautiful โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
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    Lindani Nkosi (Lincoln from Isidingo) has been Moshe all these years.
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    "Confirm you are not a robot" Why would a Robot apply for NSFAS mara๐Ÿ™„
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    A plane leaves Cape Town and arrives in Joburg in 90mins. The same plane leaves Joburg and arrives in Cape Town in 1h30mins. Explain why.