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Eric Stratton
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Eric Stratton
@petermillarstar
your favorite burners favorite burner.
Joined August 2024
My dads 11 beers deep talking about how attractive hawk tuah girl is. Mom is in the other room crying. This christmas is a disaster…- I went to high school with this girl and shes an evil psychopath.If this isn’t the caliber of woman I meet post grad and I’m stuck with what I’ve gotten in bama I will be killing myself
Readers added context they thought people might want to knowReaders added contextAuthor admitted to lying for engagement. x.com/petermillarsta… - How it feels to be 12 deep at the local dive bar absolutely locked in on some pool.
00:00 - Replying to @petermillarstarOk its been enough time and im satisfied with the ammount of engagment i recieved. I dont know this woman. Shes probably very sweet lol. I just like lying.
- From left to right top to bottom. *Clears throat* Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Wouldnt, Wouldnt, Would, Would Would. Would, Would, Would, Would. Wouldnt, would, wouldnt. Would would. Would. Wouldnt. Would. Would. Would. Wouldnt. Wouldnt. Would would
- My dads twelve beers deep talking about how hot hawk tuah girl is. My mom is in the other room crying. This easter is a disaster.
- Who let my white ass make it to friday 😂 #fuckkamala
