Pinned
Eric Stratton
5,974 posts
your favorite burners favorite burner.
Joined August 2024
- My dads 11 beers deep talking about how attractive hawk tuah girl is. Mom is in the other room crying. This christmas is a disasterโฆ
- I went to high school with this girl and shes an evil psychopath.If this isnโt the caliber of woman I meet post grad and Iโm stuck with what Iโve gotten in bama I will be killing myselfReaders added context they thought people might want to knowReaders added contextAuthor admitted to lying for engagement. x.com/petermillarstaโฆ
- How it feels to be 12 deep at the local dive bar absolutely locked in on some pool.
00:00 - Replying to @petermillarstarOk its been enough time and im satisfied with the ammount of engagment i recieved. I dont know this woman. Shes probably very sweet lol. I just like lying.
- From left to right top to bottom. *Clears throat* Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Would, Wouldnt, Wouldnt, Would, Would Would. Would, Would, Would, Would. Wouldnt, would, wouldnt. Would would. Would. Wouldnt. Would. Would. Would. Wouldnt. Wouldnt. Would would
- Uhhhโฆ Yeah no thank you ๐ #meandherwouldNOTgetalong
- My dads twelve beers deep talking about how hot hawk tuah girl is. My mom is in the other room crying. This easter is a disaster.
- Who let my white ass make it to friday ๐ #fuckkamala








