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Pete Holmes
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Pete Holmes
@peteholmes
Comedian. HBO's Crashing. The Pete Holmes Show. You Made It Weird podcast. Badman. He/him.
- Hey everyone, I just wanted to let you know that Crashing has not been picked up for a fourth season. I feel so grateful and so much joy that I got to make this wonderful show with my comedy hero @JuddApatow and the amazing cast, crew and writers. Gratitude and love. Heart emoji!
- when you’re binging a show and for the last episode you watch the intro out of respect
- did you ever just eat something because your mouth was closer than the garbage?
- i catch myself regularly feeling happy for lizzo
- a rock band that only plays corporate gigs: Linkedin Park
- is the soundtrack to Cats called a meow mix thank you welcome to 2020
- okay, i’ll bite. who’s michael jordan?
- WAIT DOES “PEARL JAM” MEAN SEMEN????!?
- cable news: here, let us read these tweets for you
- it's always been a dream of mine to host Saturday And Live
- "if you'll be my bodyguard, i will be your long lost pal." "that's not a fair trade." "hear me out it gets weirder."
- just gonna go ahead and delete the calendar app
- i capitalize Quesadilla out of respect