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@perrigame
Came with a warning label but I ate it ๐ŸŽ€ Whatever you heard, itโ€™s not true. Itโ€™s worse.
England, United Kingdom
Joined March 2012
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    Meghan should simply come out as a white paedophile so everybody leaves her alone.
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    Instead of nightclubs I want a 24hr library with hot chocolate stations, a dessert bar, coffee machine, big comfy chairs and beanbags, blankets, dogs welcome, just people who want to spend the evening reading alone, together, peaceful, a cosy fire, plants, an indoor waterfall.
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    Sometimes this app brings us good things. Great things.
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    โ€œI hope this email finds you wellโ€ How the email finds me:
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    Last night our friends came round & my bf had his phone streaming to the TV. Few hours went by and weโ€™re all chilling on the sofa. I text him I couldnโ€™t wait for everyone to fuck off so we could go to bed, AND THE MESSAGE CAME UP ON THE TV SCREEN. IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.
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    Iโ€™ve made really good friends with a woman who works near me. We stop and chat most days, sheโ€™s popped in for coffee and vice verse, she helped fix my printer when it was broken, weโ€™ve planned to go to a food festival next week together, and I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HER NAME IS.
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    Had over a year of lockdown to get fit and heathy and all Iโ€™ve done is get fat and angry.
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    Meghan Markle 'is very different to Princess Diana' in one obviously crucial way mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mโ€ฆ
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    Your BFs/husbands: oh darling are you sick? Let me tend to you, my sweet angel. My bf:
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    Did people not pay attention to what happened to the last kids who caused a fuss on the Willy Wonka tour? I would be keeping my mouth shut. Take my ยฃ35 and have a lovely day Mr Wonka.