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23 years ago, my parents circumcised me. on october 19th, i'm finishing the job
penny
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penny
@penny_ne
my heart is a cathedral of every joke i've ever stolen
Chicago, IL
Joined December 2014
- we're all doing the autism test in vc tonight. one of us had a northernlion tab open and it gave their score x2 mult like a balatro joker
- on a call and we realized he was stanced up like an ambiguous gen 1 back sprite
- i'm not convinced the pumpkin patch i went to in nebraska yesterday was real
- every bald guy is either a mew2king or a northernlion. jeff bezos? mew2king. walter white? northernlion. despite having facial hair, john travolta is actually a mew2king.
- michael jackson's pronouns are he/hee
- my follower count quadrupled! i was in adventureland all day, but the real adventure was all the buzzing coming from my pants
