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amy, esq.
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amy, esq.
@peachofababy
- Be so for real how the fuck are you supposed to train a cat.
- Is she in a fuck ton of debt or something🚨 BREAKING - Sydney Sweeney appears in NEW ‘Hey Dude’ Ad wearing a tight one piece swimsuit and a Cowboy hat. Liberals heads are going to EXPLODE
00:00 - the vibes are just not right at any CVS location
- What could be on her forehead that she doesn’t want us to see
- This has become the only way we pronounce glass in this household
00:00 - I love how every time you say “guy who threw a shoe at George w Bush” the guy who threw the shoe at George W Bush quote tweets it with “that’s me” and gets 20k RT 100k likes every time. And he totally deserves it
- I just watched the shining for the first time and she was apparently was widely critically panned for her performance??? I thought she was perfect??
- Beyoncé released a song called “Bodyguard” to hide the Google search results about her yearlong affair with her bodyguard. Same thing is happening here with “Peter Thiel antichrist”
- At a stupid unpaid internship I used to get in trouble for rules I swore didn’t exist. I later checked the Google docs rule sheet and saw that my manager had been editing in new rules to write me up for on a weekly basis!!What’s the funniest thing you’ve gotten scolded for in a 1:1 at work? “Please stop saying ‘That’s why they pay me the medium bucks’ every time someone says “Thank you” it’s making people uncomfortable” comes to mind for me
- if I contributed even a little bit to ruining this scumbag’s career then it will be one of my proudest accomplishments 👍I just looked at Matt Gaetz’ venmo and he apparently knows a lot of extremely young looking women lol
