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me (to myself): this is great. i’m going to get a good grade in newsletter, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.
payton mitchell
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payton mitchell
@paytmitch
social media strategist, newsletter editor, fan of things
- this lizzo lawsuit has solidified that i will never get a tattoo that references a celebrity or their music/book/etc unless that person is dead and can’t screw up horribly lmao
- the barbie movie was good but what’s better is seeing men squirm bc they can’t handle seeing fictional men being treated like women
- why is mascara always named something weirdly sexual for no reason
- i thought she had a little sticker of herself on her guitarWE BROKE THE ATTENDANCE RECORD AGAIN TONIGHT OH MH GOD #StockholmTStheErasTour
- red, white, and blue lights are flashing. fog machines are on level 10. a pommel horse is rolled out onto the stage at the DNC.
- i own a townhouse and i complained on my neighborhood facebook group about how our dog poop trashcans are always overflowing and you know what their response was??? “people in townhomes have no sense of ownership. just empty the trashcans yourself” WE PAY THE HOA TO DO IT??!?
- when dan posted basically i’m gay i was actively arguing with my husband, saw the notification, said “dan’s gay” and left the room with no further explanation
- hank when hank when he agreed to he realized by my mentor i need SO much help and am dumb
- if you don’t like tiktok it’s because you haven’t spent enough time on it once they figure out which mental illness you have, your celebrity crushes, and which cute animal you like the most… it gets really good
