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Paul Finebaum
@paulfinebaum
A satire twitter account.
Joined December 2010
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    Saints: Who Dat! ..... 49ERS: WE DAT!
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    Mike Gundy is "a man and he's 40!" He is also dilusional if he thinks his team would score 30+ on LSU.
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    Tyrann Mathieu has been replaced at the Heisman presentation by a gum chewing version of the liquid metal terminator. #honeybadger #nicesuit
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    LSU humiliated in the BCS Championship. The Saints lose a hard fought contest to end their playoff run. Tough week for Louisiana.
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    Just had a "BOMBSHELL" moment after hearing revelations tonight. I may have a truck-load of crow to eat.
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    Naked pictures, allegedly of the “Honey Badger” have been leaked to the internet. Brett Favre approves this message. deadspin.com/tyrann-mathieu/
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    Phil Jackson can now focus full time on being a strange pothead and NOT be distracted by the NBA head coach thing.
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    NC State to hire former Alabama Coach Mark Gottfried. Fliers warning all sorority women to stay away are being distributed as I type.
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    Jeffery Lee points finger at 'Bama recruitment of Calloway + AU Eagle has sudden health scare = AU PR must be preparing for more dirt.
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    Rumors swirling about a QB controversy at an in state school.... Not the school you think I'm talking about. Must not be paying as much now.
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    Piggly Wiggly will donate $.50 from each sale of Charmin Ultra toilet tissue to the ongoing efforts to save the Toomer's Oaks.
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    Folks will always complain, but Mike Slive has done a 'heck-of-a-job' since his term began. The SEC has come a long way with his leadership.
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    Mike Hamilton looks to be out as UT AD, looks to be IN as evening manager at Dennys. Bruce Pearl recommended him for the job.
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    John Stancil interview conclusions: 1 Scarbinsky is an even worse newsman than I thought. 2 Satellite TV installation can't be too difficult