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i find myself to be not only hysterically funny but also extremely real
patrick
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patrick
@pattyrickk
he/him and also really gay
- straight boy who lives below me is queening the fuckkkkk out with his other straight boy friends and it is taking everything in me not to go down there and ask whattttt is soooo funny boyssssss
- so the ice cream truck man handed me this and asked if “i liked the size” because he “made it big for me”
- the thought of not uttering a word to a single person todayyyy omfggfff girl yesssssss lets be QUIETTTT
- every time i finish a book on the train its like ..ok did anyone see that. i closed the book and its over…
- i have no shame in admitting i dress like an old man but this was certainly a wakeup call
- at 18 years old i learned about four lokos. at 22 years old i learned that shin splints have nothing to do with genetics. at 25 years old i learned i was hung. now i am 26. and i know Everything
- some random man blew me on a bike trail in the middle of this forest in south carolina just for him to reveal that hes from bedstuy. the world is so synchronous and beautiful
