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maybe: amanda
@parquetcourt
i can’t ride a bike
nyc
Born June 5
Joined June 2012
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    Choose a Bunch of CIA-Backed Foreign Regime Changes and We’ll Tell You Which Starbucks Frappuccino® Beverage You Are
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    summer of 2018 I randomly could not stop drinking strawberitas and a year or two ago there was a class action lawsuit but I obviously didn’t save any receipts so I simply submitted this picture of myself not thinking anything would happen and it just paid out lol
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    some1: troops fought 4 u, STAND FOR THE FLAG some1 else: actually troops fought for my choice 2 kneel me, very woke: both wrong. it was for
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    i keep having to say this. if u kiss at the mitski show u are a fucking cop. we came here only to YEARN
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    me during sex: hurt me him: fuck a zodiac sign me: wait which tweet format are we doing him: maybe if you had a fucking business that you were passionate about then you would kn
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    this is the train to 3 3 r d s t r e e t the next stop is c h r i s t o p h e r s t r e e t stand clear of the closing doors ! beeeep boooop RT if you cried....
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    when i was 13 and degrassi introduced that annoying goth guy who drove a hearse to school. the entire trajectory of my life changed
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    why is it that no one's afraid to scream PENIS at the top of their lungs but the second you say the word tampon like 7 white boys drop dead
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    i see bernie sanders still living in these bitches heads rent free
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    brutal winter ahead for the two inches of skin between the top of your doc martens and the cuff of your mom jeans
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    can’t cry over looting while fast food+groceries trash thousands of lbs of totally edible unsold food daily / apparel companies burn unsold clothing / etc all so that it can’t be fairly distributed. look around: we have enough shit for everyone !! so who cares !! mutual aid babey
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    rip inkwell coffeehouse omg THE monmouth county staple for vacantly signaling u were alternative/DIY-adjacent. bathroom rivaling some of the worst frat bathrooms ive ever seen. when i was 16 i really thought i would die there drinking a dutch coffee & listening to joyce manor lol
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    good morning everyone except christopher columbus
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    disaffiliating from my org after being told my proposal for a communal gucci belt that we all take turns wearing to improve overall chapter clout would be a “misuse of emergency funds”