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Parents: Kids are more depressed these days, I wonder why?
Kids: You destroyed the economy for us, the earth is literally dying, we are going to work until we die and on top of that the Nazis are back.
Parents: It's those pesky iPhones
James Parker
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James Parker
@panoparker
Creative Director. Comedy Writer.
- Just two millionaires taking their private jets to exchange shoes but it’s your use of plastic straws that is killing the world.
- last year I forgot to get batteries for my niece’s toy so this year she got me this
- Today I learned that aggressive baby goats have to wear horn noodles to avoid hurting each other
00:00 - Thinking about the guy that put cheese in a chocolate fountain
00:00 - Paid over £232 for a train ticket if the ticket inspector doesn't show up I'm going looking for him
- The most dystopian image of the year award goes to the new amazon building in mexico
- Friend 1: "Where's the best place to stand during an earthquake?" Friend 2: "A doorway, a car, under the bed?" Me, an intellectual:
- I would say people not being able to afford food is actually the best excuse for shopliftingThe cost of living crisis is "no excuse" for a rise in shoplifting, the policing minister has told Sky News, because the UK's benefits system is "very generous". Read more 🔗 trib.al/QY4M0a9
- I feel so sorry for history students 100 years from nowJUST IN: 🇬🇧 Andrew Tate officially launches the "BRUV Party" (Britain Restoring Underlying Values) as he pursues plans to become UK Prime Minister.
