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Matt Novak
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Matt Novak
@paleofuture
- A billionaire losing a “do you like me” poll on a service he paid $44 billion for is just an objectively funny way for this whole thing to end
- "May the shadow of the moon fall on a world at peace." ABC News report from February 26, 1979 about the world of August 21, 2017
00:00 - If you invested $100 in Luna one month ago, the fourth most popular cryptocurrency at the time, you now have $0.04.
- This video make so much more sense now. The cops literally stopped parents from helping their kids.Cops stood outside the school while the killer rampaged inside. Onlookers yelled at them to go in. They didn’t. One parent urged bystanders: “Let’s just rush in because the cops aren’t doing anything like they are supposed to.” @AP story: apnews.com/article/uvalde…
- Elon Musk shouting "I'm rich, bitch," while the sound people at Chappelle's show honk a horn to drown out the boos from the crowd is one of the saddest videos I've ever seen.
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Elon Musk Gets Viciously Booed by Stadium Crowd at Dave Chappelle Show dlvr.it/SfDC3s - You’re never gonna believe how old the document we judge all our laws against is bro
- John Lennon, who was famously safe in New York CityBrian Kilmeade tries to dunk on Bill de Blasio's "Imagine" reference by saying that "John Lennon wouldn't be safe in this city right now."
00:00 - Replying to @paleofutureNot only did cops with long guns have their tasers out, ready to stop parents from saving their own children, it looks like the cops have one parent pinned to the ground. You can hear one person yell, "what the fuck are you doing to him? Let him up!"
- Issuing a correction on a previous tweet of mine. Iceland’s Person of the Year, who I happen to employ, is not, as it turns out, “a worthless sack of shit who never did a full day’s work in his meaningless life”
- I don't know how you can watch hundreds of people evacuating a mall with their hands up and convince yourself this is freedom.
00:00I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. - Definitely the best take on that holy shit article about Trump today
- CNN is blurring the faces of secret police and not the faces of the people they’re kidnapping. What the fuck
