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Starving zombie, send brains
@paganhammer
I'm not a grave robber, I'm a NECROMANCER. There is overlap yes, but two distinct circles in a venn-diagram. He/Himbo
Sacramento
Joined July 2010
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    If you've ever watched a video of two people fist fight in a restaurant, I'm the guy in the background watching the fight but not invested enough to stop eating. That's me. Yes, in all of them.
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    I think it's so cool of Kyle Rittenhouse to just openly admitting that he can't tell the difference between himself and other mass shooters.
    I am trying to comprehend why the government was quick to reveal my name after I defended myself, but they still haven’t released the names of the Kansas City shooters.
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    Replying to @TheInsiderPaper
    "Hello fellow humans. It is me the human Mark Zuckerberg. Look at me interacting with my human friends. Haha what fun we are having like always. Now I am receiving a call from my human wife. Look at how pleasant an interaction I am having with my human wife is."
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    Replying to @59dallas
    I love how she explains it. "She's my sister! She slept with my husband!" Like she was expecting the interviewer to go, "Oh, that's understandable, please continue."
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    Replying to @McJesse
    Where did the dog get 600 dollars?
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    "Thank goodness I took my kids out of public school"
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    You believe in women? Wake up, sheeple! Women were made up by communists to trick men into giving up their masculine essence!
    GIF
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    Replying to @Sgtzima
    I, for one, am very disappointed that when that clown exploded all that came out was fire and smoke and not like 30 other clowns.
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    Replying to @IwriteOK and @MattWalshBlog
    He's not even the best looking Matt Walsh
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    Replying to @AlexHortonTX
    She's not storing it. She's displaying it. There's reason someone would chose to be photographed like like that. Here is a picture of someone doing the same thing, for the same reason.