Wow. Another day as an adult without using the Pythagorean Theorem.
mr. b.
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- Me after working from home headed to happy hour in my kitchen x.com/RandomlyAnt/st…
- Dating is not fucking and occasional movie nights. You’re breaking your own heart, kiddo.
- Black people— this sunscreen is perfect. No white residue whatsoever. (+no fragrance + no shine).
- Replying to @p_blade_Listen, Mathletes… it’s just a joke. I can see who was picked last in kickball.
00:00 - This straight couple I met in the gym a few weeks back invited me to their house this week for a dinner party. Yesterday I asked if I could bring a +1 and they just emailed us NDA’s …….
- Edging aint for me. I gotta see things through.
- My problem is I like being naked. Non-sexually.
- Replying to @p_blade_1. My intention wasn’t to flex but to provide a diff. perspective from someone who is more experienced. (My surmise is that he isn’t very far along his career path). 2. Ok I’m shirtless?? This isn’t LinkedIn and it isn’t tasteless. Leave the extraneous statements out of this
