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Trumpy Trumpy (parody)
@outofcontroljb
Parody of @realDonaldTrump, who somehow became President again and now planes are crashing all the time, probably playing golf right now
golf course
Joined July 2009
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    Replying to @realDonaldTrump
    "HOW DARE OBAMA COMMIT THAT IMAGINARY CRIME THAT I MADE UP!"
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    Replying to @Acyn
    It appears that Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz and Dr. Drew attended Trump University Medical School together
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    Replying to @outofcontroljb @realDonaldTrump and @FLOTUS
    "The Doctors were VERY surprised with my Results! They said, 'Sir, nobody's ever had a more Positive Test than you! You Aced the Test!' The Big, Strong Doctors then started crying Very Strongly."
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    Replying to @realDonaldTrump and @FLOTUS
    "I only have the Coronavirus because I got Tested for it! It's the TEST'S Fault!"
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    Replying to @realDonaldTrump
    "I am outraged by the violence, lawlessness and mayhem," he said after inciting all the violence, lawlessness and mayhem
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    Replying to @thecalperry
    The music department at Trump University was severely underfunded.
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    Replying to @realDonaldTrump
    "MELANIE! I'M STUCK IN THE TOILET!"
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    Replying to @briantylercohen and @SenTedCruz
    Ted Cruz should self-quarantine for two or three years, just to be safe
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    Replying to @brooklynmutt
    The history department at Trump University was severely underfunded.
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    Replying to @outofcontroljb and @realDonaldTrump
    "I KEEP FLUSHING AND FLUSHING BUT IT JUST MAKES IT WORSE AND WORSE! SEND HELP! AND A PIZZA!"
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    Replying to @TuckerCarlson
    "I can't release the Hunter Biden documents because they're under audit!"
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    Replying to @Acyn
    You can fix a lot of problems by launching Jared Kushner into space
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    Replying to @outofcontroljb and @realDonaldTrump
    "You do not represent our country," he told them the day after the attack, having professed his love for them an hour after the attack