indie games: what if you were a little fly. what if a sentient locomotive was after you. what if you tidied up a house. what if you were a bear who runs a B&B
AAA games: what if u had a gun
Orteil
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Orteil
@orteil42
Joined June 2011
- do americans have an actual right to protest or is that just some abstract thing you say for fun
- the reason Cookie Clicker isn't getting NFT references is because i have no interest in immortalizing those things even as a joke
- i'm so sorry for being that guy but i can't overstate how reminiscent current twitter is of Portal 2 when the entire facility starts to break down because wheatley got so insecure about being called a moron he starts cobbling together abominations that don't work out of spite
- i remember way back when a friend tried to get me into league of legends and i was like "huh neat! so what other maps are there" and she just looked at me like i was an idiot
- steam should let you click a "gift-wrap present" button when you gift a game so the recipient has to physically click and pull the wrapping paper away and you can pick between multiple papers and you have the option to triple-wrap it and make it extra annoying send tweet
- on a human culture level i think it's lovely that something like Hatsune Miku gets to exist
- getting some Undertale vibes from that earthbound thing 🤔
- i hate this. i hate this. how do i get rid of the yellow badge i hate this so much
- Replying to @orteil42if you have a right but you're not allowed to exercise it then you do not have that right i'm sorry to say
- text-based dark souls combat
- (promoting myself in 2087 when AI can make full video games in like 5 seconds) This 97 year old game dev still makes games the old fashioned way
