cryign i was looking at genshin abyss leaks and thought oh! no problem i’ll just bring jing yuan
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@orchidsyuan
- “daily dr. ratio” there’s a ratio on this tweet and it’s not the doctorwhy tf is aglea calling me
- “hahaha, don’t ever mention that to me again.”
THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES WHY DID HE SAY IT LIKE THAT 😭 - sometimes when i’m mad at him i like to stand him in front of guyun’s golden branches and pretend he’s marastruck
- kafka should be an obvious enough example but i have very specific bones to pick about the way yelan’s perceived
"people in fandom prioritize women" people in fandom pretend to prioritize women by calling them queens and stripping them of any complexity they might have and that's if they don't hate them for the crime of breathing - everyone at the trial of dan feng: we should KILL dan feng he is TERRIBLE jing yuan, master negotiator and improviser, clutching his stomach: maybe i’d think that too….. if it weren’t for the BABY
- this bit of text takes me out every single time 😭 “target: jing yuan” “eliminate jing yuan” 😭 none of you are actually serious are you. let me handle this
- thinking once again about how jing yuan is described as inscrutable and how so much of his strategy revolves around manipulation. and also how much he lies (“the xianzhou does not engage in torture”)
- like sorry idk one of you is lying and i really don’t think it’s yanqing
Replying to @orchidsyuanalso it’s generally known that male lions are actually very intolerant of cubs that aren’t their own. therefore jing yuan did in fact give bir— [gets shot] - jing yuan and fu xuan getting into a small workplace dispute and jing yuan straightening out his shoulders, standing at his full height, all 6’2 or whatever the hell—“no matter, master diviner. i shall be the bigger person and let you have your way.”
