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Amy Zimmer
@oneamyzimmer
I’m thinking of a new bio
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    Just once I’d like to see her win
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    Sometimes “this tweet has been deleted” is the joke. It’s part of the bit. too often we forget that
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    F it. Here’s my little audition for Marvel Cinematic Universe character “woman who knows the coordinates”
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    wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously
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    Let’s see That’s gonna be a toss up between everything I’ve ever lost and everything I could yet become
    What comes to mind when you look up at the Moon?
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    Millennials can’t cook!! It’s pitiful really....a whole generation clueless in the face of bananas ham hollandaise. Probably can’t even make the hot dogs stand up. Oh and ever heard of a butter knife?? It’s for cutting the iceberg jello, idiot
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    Admit it. Fish love being able to see what’s going on above the surface
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    nice body you got there.would be a shame if it kept the score
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    this is my son and my partner H.W.
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    this didn’t make best films of the decade list
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    I need to do this medically
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