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@omokehinde___
Melody Curator & Therapist
Lagos, Nigeria
Joined September 2015
- My mum is just gisting me that some SARS official came to her restaurant today to buy food. She tell them say food no dey😂😂. That's my Queen.
- Due to the cold, I went to my mum's restaurant; grabbed 5 wraps of Amala, 15 Assorted, 3 ponmo, 2 Goat meat, 1 eja kika, bigi bottle water and ofcourse a bottle of Fearless Classic.
- Finally opened a new Restaurant for my mum today. She's so excited about it. She decided to pose with our branded T-shirts and Bigi drinks.
- Crypto want give me hypertension, I quickly go my mama restaurant go calm myself.
- Your MCM said no one will eat the bread because he's the one a lady bought it for. In his mind, the bread is safe.
- My mum sent lunch + apology note. Never seen an African mother accepting their wrongs and apologize when neccessary.
- Let's say Buhari isn't educated. Osinbajo no be professor?
- Since WhatsApp is down, I’m here to tell you to patronize my mum. She sells the best Amala in Ikorodu.
- I flogged my son for the first time today. After a few minutes, I couldn't take it. I called him and apologized to him. I said "Give daddy a hug", this guy hugged me and in the process "him bite my ear".
- Just received my IELTS result. I don buy Bigi Apple to use celebrate 🥳🥳
