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Thrilled to announce that my (award-winning!) little short is now available to view on Reveel:
reveel.net/programs/13025…
Thank you so much to every single person who worked on Happy You Near 🎬🍿🙌🥂🍾♥️
Naomi Rohatyn
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Naomi Rohatyn
@omibaloney
I’m a writer/producer/voice actor/filmmaker, which is New Yorkese for “unemployed”
- This would be a career-ending moment for any high-profile motherThe so-called genius forgot his human shield son. What a loving father.
00:00 - Oh my GOD just talk to actual women, we’re all horny and unhappy too you’re not special you fucking weirdosTech exec predicts ‘AI girlfriends’ will create $1B business: ‘Comfort at the end of the day’ trib.al/X0RAlML
- It’s actually kind of funny that people pay any attention to beauty/skin/diet/fitness influencers who are in their 20’s. Like “what’s your secret??” Being 22. That’s their secret. If the kale salad exfoliation regimen still works after menopause THEN they might be on to something
- 9-year-old nephew asked me to spell “I cup” today and I’m just glad that in this brave new world with its Fortnites and its possibly banned TikToks that the old oral traditions of peer humiliation are still alive and well
- I know "champagne socialist" is supposed to be an insult but honestly who WOULDN'T want a nice glass of bubbly and universal health care
- A good thing to remember when comparing this with the police response to BLM is that it is perfectly legal - and in fact a sacrosanct right of democracy - to participate in protests, whereas it is a literal federal crime to perpetrate an armed insurrection of the Capitol building
- Anyone who “invested” in a “Hawk Tuah memecoin” deserves to lose their life savings, I hope she pops back up and does it every 3 years like the Fyre Festival guy
- Early Hollywood scriptwriters be like I was your average door-to-door refrigerator salesman see then one day I’m hauling this icebox into Johnny MGM’s office and I put it down to light his cigar and he says to me he says hey kid how would you like to be in the picture business
- Since men are responsible for 100% of unwanted pregnancies, why don't we just mandate vasectomies for all men until they are ready to seek reversal?
- SHE’S NEVER WRONG KEITH
- Unfriendly reminder that the entertainment industry has a sexual predator problem because the WORLD has a sexual predator problem. Hollywood, tragically, isn't grosser than anywhere else in the world; it's just that its monsters and/or victims are people you might’ve heard of.
- Replying to @Novaya_TofanaTo be fair neither do I. Ironically (and terrifyingly) the AI Girlfriend Guyz and I probably have SO much in common!! Sloth, gluttony, lust, self-loathing…
