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- Replying to @RhysSullivanThey destroyed the tooling used to build the iBeer app, and demolished the factory in which it was made, so that nobody could ever build one ever again.
- Replying to @DHSgov and @jaxonrebornOh, those strawberries? They’re the kind that were legalized by popular mandate in the state of California. You know, the kind of strawberries that the federal government (you) have been actively working towards legalizing yourselves since the passage of the Farm Bill.
- Replying to @fareedessop @realHtrac and @FUDdailyAnd yet you haven’t won a World Cup in 60 years
- Replying to @cy1nusI know that guy’s Asian even with all the body parts erased
- Replying to @ImperiumFirstI am once again reminding you not to take a gay man’s advice on straight relationships. It’s like hiring a blind driving instructor.
- Replying to @jonathanbfineIn my experience, the more a person coddles books, the less they read.
- Replying to @uncle_delugeI wish I had the energy to grift this hard. I could do it, but just thinking about it fills me with a kind of mortal exhaustion
- Lived, but not long enough to stop saying “San Fran”—in other words, a vacation.
- Replying to @JFrankensteinerNicolas Cage is the kind of guy who would buy novelty moon crater ownership thinking it’s real.
- Replying to @Jaguar and @pixel_preetIf you have to explain it, you have failed. Isn’t that 101?
