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meep 🌱
@ohfuckingod
not serious about anything. @evilmeep.
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Born October 21
Joined February 2015
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    @ohfuckingod
    Jul 24, 2020
    this dude rly thinks he’s introducing me to radiohead i-
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    @ohfuckingod
    Mar 2, 2022
    on a date with a girl and a man just came up to her and asked for her number
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    @ohfuckingod
    Oct 28, 2024
    just a reminder that it jiggles when i walk
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    @ohfuckingod
    Mar 3, 2022
    he said he thought he recognized her from a local bar and she said she used to work there so he asked for her number and she was just like β€œim gay and on a date with her” and gestured to me and he took it well😭
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    @ohfuckingod
    Aug 7, 2021
    nvm we broke up LMFAO
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    @ohfuckingod
    Aug 2, 2021
    my tweets are gonna suck so bad now that i have a beautiful girlfriend who cooks and kills bugs for me
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    Jul 24, 2020
    Replying to @ohfuckingod
    i feel the need to add that we started joking afterwards, but this man was 100% serious in these screenshots
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    @ohfuckingod
    Jul 25, 2020
    Replying to @ohfuckingod
    ALSO PLEASE DONT BE MEAN TO HIM HE IS MY FRIEND THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY
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    @ohfuckingod
    Mar 26, 2025
    Replying to @maizie_star
    and so i can smoke a cig before the flight
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    @ohfuckingod
    Dec 30, 2020
    shaving my pussy for a socially distanced date in a park
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    @ohfuckingod
    Aug 25, 2020
    when he steals content AND fetishizes queer women😻😻
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    @ohfuckingod
    Dec 14, 2022
    every hot girl has that one necklace they never take off
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    @ohfuckingod
    Dec 11, 2023
    β€œcould i get a name for the order?” her: 😧
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    Jul 25, 2020
    Replying to @ohfuckingod
    can u guys also go like the tweets where i’m funny and smart and hot? thank u<3
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    @ohfuckingod
    Sep 12, 2021
    just watched a girl with stuffed animals in her car take 10 minutes to parallel park. i think im in love