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Carlos Correa’s instant reaction to Fernando Tatis’ suspension:
“Wow,” the slugger told media before Friday’s game. “If there’s one thing I don’t respect it’s a cheater. I’ll leave it at that.”
Aaron Boone on heated exchange between he and Miguel Cabrera after intentional walk:
“Miggy was jawing at me after I called for the walk,” the Yankees skipper said. “I told him we’re even. He cost me a World Series in 2003, so now he can sleep on 2,999.”
Carlos Rodon was going to donate $10,000 for every out he recorded to a local animal shelter.
He recorded zero outs and had his worst showing with the Yankees.