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- Living alone is cool as fuck until it's Wednesday
- You can come to my house and pour big cups of juice anytime you want
- Can we be best friends but with an underlying romantic tension that we never discuss or address and then one day I attend your wedding and shed a lone tear and everyone wonders why
- Guy has never experienced the simple joy of a train beer
Trains are incredibly absurdly obsolete technology. - Do you guys fuck with a white boy that's haunted by his past but hopeful for the future
- Just spilled beer all over my balls for no reason
- I am become beer drinker, destroyer of cold ones
- Coors can with the modern NYC skyline but when the can hits 32 degrees the twin towers reappear
- Flying out oomf to Gary, Indiana>>>
