:( he seems so happy. Doesn’t know how to read or write . Just eat noodle
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cinnamon bun
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cinnamon bun
@notsofiacoppola
drinking a beberage
Joined September 2013
- Now that twitter likes are private, there’s a man who is currently scrolling through my media tab and liking every boob selfie. He just reached 2021. Huge day for him.
- I have a partner who will always do little things to surprise me but today he sent me flowers because it’s the anniversary of George W. Bush getting a shoe thrown at him. I told him months ago that I considered it a holiday. Never had someone pay attention to my nonsense before.
- the american people do not need hope the american people need money this isn’t fucking star wars
- love scrolling the timeline during a major historical event and seeing the rare off topic tweet. Just saw someone post about a big sandwich they made. Business as usual. Those are the real posters.
- huge news for my buddy steve who always likes her pictures on instagram🚨 Dua Lipa is single again
- this app sucks now. Too many posts are just spam or engagement bait. Twitter should have never monetized posting. This was supposed to be an app that you use while on the clock at your real jobs.
- if bernie gets robbed of the nomination again I will spend the rest of my 20s taking revenge on people who voted for warren by stealing their husbands
- I’ve never seen the full image before. The sleepy bear having an entire family and he’s just sleeping there. Go help your wife!not a cellphone in sight
- not sure who needs to hear this but TOP YOUR DELIVERY DRIVERS
- went to a baseball game with my parents and then we went to rainforest cafe and they bought me a froggy cup
- thought another landlord painted over this frogFound him outside 🐸
- chrissy teigen quit twitter because everyone kept calling her rich lol
- do not let the charlie kirk news overshadow the most important thing happening right now: henry winkler’s fishing trip
