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Not Gaetti

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Not Gaetti

@notgaetti

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Not Gaetti
@notgaetti
May 23
Alfonso Soriano vs. offspeed pitches away
야끼끼
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Not Gaetti
@notgaetti
Jun 13, 2024
Not enough people talk about Alfonso Soriano • 412 HR, 1159 RBI, 289 SB, 2095 H, .500 SLG • In 2002, led league with 209 H, 128 R, 41 SB • Reached 30 HR 7x, 100 RBI 4x, 40 SB 3x • Reached 40 2B 5x, 320 TB 5x, .525 SLG 5x • 7x All-Star, 4x Silver Slugger, 2004 ASG MVP • 105
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Not Gaetti
@notgaetti
Jul 16, 2025
Update: Trevor Bauer returns from the Japanese minor leagues, immediately surrenders the longest home run in recorded history
【公式】スカパー!カープチャンネル

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【公式】スカパー!カープチャンネル
Not Gaetti
@notgaetti
Jun 30, 2025
Not even the unwavering support of every incel in the western hemisphere could prevent the pitcher with NPB’s worst ERA from being sent down to the Japanese minor leagues
5M
Not Gaetti
@notgaetti
Sep 14, 2025
I don't know Ken Rosenthal, but I do know that if I accidentally knocked someone over (any time, anywhere, let alone on television), I would feel immediately embarrassed and apologetic and would help the person up 10 times out of 10. He looks more... disdainful? Inconvenienced?
Not Gaetti
@notgaetti
Sep 14, 2025
I’ve watched this at least 20 times
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Not Gaetti
@notgaetti
Aug 14, 2024
Folks, drop whatever you’re doing This is simply incredible stuff right here Two of baseball’s most cerebral geniuses, Barry Bonds and Greg Maddux, breaking down the absolute chess game that was their approach to competing against one another
MLB Network
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MLB Network
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Not Gaetti
@notgaetti
Oct 26, 2025
It’s here. And it’s glorious.
Not Gaetti
@notgaetti
Aug 18, 2024
Babe Ruth WAR • 183.1 Barry Bonds WAR • 162.8 Ted Williams WAR • WW2 • Korea
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Not Gaetti
@notgaetti
Mar 26, 2025
Sure about that, chief? • 7 no-hitters (most ever) • 12 one-hitters (most ever) • 18 two-hitters (most ever) • 32 three-hitters (most ever) • 5714 K in a career (most ever) • 383 K in a season (most ever) • 300+ strikeouts 6x (most ever) • 200+ strikeouts 15x (most ever)
GIF
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@nadels84
Mar 26, 2025
Replying to @podoffame
Pitchers shouldn’t be allowed in the hall without a cy young
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Not Gaetti
@notgaetti
Jun 7, 2025
This throw to second by the catcher is literally such a laser beam that it doesn’t look real It looks like a video game throw
Motor City Metrics
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Motor City Metrics
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Not Gaetti
@notgaetti
Jun 12, 2025
I was on the fence about this one until I remembered that one guy played the outfield every day while the other was exclusively a DH
Not Gaetti
@notgaetti
Jun 12, 2025
Which one is crazier and why? • 50/50 • 40/70
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Not Gaetti
@notgaetti
May 31, 2025
Barry Bonds WAR • 162.8 Ted Williams WAR • WW2 • Korea
OldTimeHardball
@OleTimeHardball
May 31, 2025
One LF for the entirety of his career Barry Bonds or Ted Williams?
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Not Gaetti
@notgaetti
Jun 23, 2024
Only three players in MLB history have reached 700 career home runs without PEDs
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Not Gaetti
@notgaetti
Aug 18, 2024
Babe Ruth WAR • 183.1 Barry Bonds WAR • 162.8 Ted Williams WAR • WW2 • Korea
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Not Gaetti
@notgaetti
Aug 25, 2025
According to the eye test, this is perhaps THE fastest throw of all time, lawda mercy 😳
北海道日本ハムファイターズ公式
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北海道日本ハムファイターズ公式
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Not Gaetti
@notgaetti
May 22, 2025
Can you think of anyone you’d replace on @jaysonst’s MLB All-Quarter-Century Team? (If you say Ohtani over Ortiz, my answer is maybe [probably?] at some point, but not yet.) For me, the lowest-hanging fruit is Molina, but is anyone actually a lock to replace him? I’m not sure.
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Not Gaetti
@notgaetti
Jun 24, 2025
In 2020, Trey Mancini was diagnosed with cancer and missed the entire season In 2021, he won comeback player of the year In 2022, he won the World Series In 2024, he didn’t play at all In 2025, he’s slashing .308/.374/.516 in 313 PA with Arizona’s AAA team Root for This Man
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