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wizard stories
@northgalis
shitty wizards, beast husbands, men who cry at the drop of a hat
Joined May 2011
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    Imagine a shitty wizard to desperately wants to keep a professional distance from you that he calls you by an extremely respectful title. At times you get the feeling like he's mocking you, at others, it's like he's punishing himself for wanting to say your name
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    Ao3 literally stands for "An Archive Of Our Own" for our fanfiction, free from censorship or the threat of being deleted. Because that's what USED to happen. Fanfiction was deleted. Mostly gay fics. IN HUGE SWATHS. On every website. Shockingly often. Because of censorship.
    “should ao3 have censorship?” is a stupid question, i’m sorry. go back to school.
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    they really did rush the last season of Game of Thrones even when they were offered more episodes and money to finish it so they could hurry up and work on Star Wars, only to get fired from working on Star Wars for being just really bad at their jobs... so delicious, so good
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    Thread of 100 writing rules 1) all villains are already sexy
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    FFXIV Shadowbringers is a story where the villain is so terrifying and undefeatable that he just hangs out with the protagonists and asks them prying questions and gives them really good emotional advice and they can't do anything about it, and it's very funny
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    I'm watching this streamer play Inquisition for the first time blind, and he romanced Solas "for the lore" and I'm cackling at how he is genuinely going through it HAHAH LAHSDFASDHF
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    I am losing my entire mind at what people are naming their Emet-Selch decks........ 😭😭😂
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    the difference from how it looked when Shadowbringers first came out.............
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    love that ishikawa was like "here's Hythlodaeus, an obscure reference to a character from the Thomas More novel Utopia [1516], I did not give him a design, he has 30 lines" and fans were like "this is one of the best characters in the Final Fantasy franchise"
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    remember how all you did was simply walk into the room and yet Emet-Selch's face went on this journey
    GIF
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    I love endwalker because now if I ever get bogged down in existential dread I can just remember Emet-Selch's reaction to hearing a "but what if life is meaningless" rant was just to say "that's sophistry and you know it" and frankly what a great and useful response
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    I have to replay shadowbringers. I have to go back and experience this kind of improvement. we have to
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    Villain with a Crush is the absolute best. There’s nothing better than some dark lord putting on his dark cape and dark gloves and cutting down his enemies in a sea of blood while thinking about how cute somebody is. I want all villains to be in love
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    sorry I just found the best drawing I ever drew of solas