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tazz

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tazz

@noneofyours99

Army Veteran, atheist, here to share some laughs, it's the universal language I ❤️Animals #supportmentalhealth squirrel mama ,wildlife rescue 🔥Memphis🔥

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Joined April 2013

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@noneofyours99
Jun 2, 2022
The best way to get rid of a stalker is to eat dog poop in front of them
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@noneofyours99
Nov 4, 2018
Fire in the hole!!!
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@noneofyours99
Jun 26, 2021
😁 sound up
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@noneofyours99
Apr 19, 2013
It is better to have loved and lost, than to live with a piece of shit that makes you miserable the rest of your life.
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@noneofyours99
Jul 21, 2018
When they park like an asshole
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@noneofyours99
Jun 5, 2014
Women love mythical creatures *dragons *vampires *wearwolves *unicorns *men that listen and remember
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@noneofyours99
Jul 5, 2022
Marches my cat into the vets to get fixed *15 minutes later Marches my already pregnant ho of a cat back to the damn car
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@noneofyours99
Aug 12, 2018
2 types of women at 2am
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@noneofyours99
Nov 30, 2018
Everyone gets a high five!!
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@noneofyours99
Apr 26, 2013
Sometimes we don't get the shit we want, and we find out later we were lucky as hell not to get it.
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@noneofyours99
Jan 18, 2014
I'll open the door for the guy I don't give a fuck Smack his ass too
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@noneofyours99
Dec 4, 2018
I do what I want
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@noneofyours99
Nov 21, 2013
I'm "gets horny over no fucking reason" years old. I get it now guys.
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@noneofyours99
Aug 27, 2018
2 types of stoners
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