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i accidentally said “large” instead of “grande” at Starbucks and they dragged me behind the counter and shot me in the leg- u guys were makin fun of plankton for dating a computer screen now look at yall 😭
- my mom grounded me for 6 months so i catfished her and broke her heart
- dudes be like “money over bitches” and have neither
- rappers always lyin about they teachers. that lady never said u wasnt gon be shit. she asked u to read out loud and u got mad 😭
- im tryna suck this girl pussy like some crab legs
- “i dont think this is working out” bitch relax i will kiII myself
- this bitch was crying in my arms n i got an erection😭🤦♂️
- pothead will find ANY REASON to smoke… “damn that bitch ugly, lemme roll up”
- Replying to @retrotoe and @Beebintonjust realized that plankton built Karen himself n could’ve given her any personality but chose to make her mean to him...what kind of unresolved trauma does plankton have
