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@noLsZzz

Comps 🎥 | Vinicius Jr fan

Joined April 2023

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@noLsZzz
Nov 1, 2025
Ronaldo vs Messi in UCL KOs every relevant season (extremely accurate) 04/05: 🇵🇹 05/06: 🇦🇷 06/07: 🇵🇹 07/08: 🇵🇹 08/09: 🇵🇹 09/10: 🇦🇷 10/11: 🇦🇷 11/12: 🇵🇹 12/13: 🇵🇹 13/14: 🇵🇹 14/15: 🇦🇷(close) 15/16: 🇵🇹 16/17: 🇵🇹 17/18: 🇵🇹 18/19: 🇦🇷(extremely close) 19/20: 🇵🇹 20/21:
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@noLsZzz
Jul 1, 2025
This dude is a legend for 5 different clubs. 😭
Cristiano Ronaldo
@Cristiano
Jul 1, 2025
119 anos a orgulhar Portugal 🦁 Parabéns, meu @SportingCP!
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@noLsZzz
Sep 28, 2025
To me this is the greatest feat of any goalscorer ever. If you’ve play football professionally or unprofessionally you know the difficulties of scoring a header. The fact that this guy has 150+ is unbelievable.
Al Nassr Zone
@TheNassrZone
Sep 27, 2025
Cristiano has scored 156 headed goals in his career.
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@noLsZzz
Jul 19, 2025
Funniest player ever. He hits this in training but brings knuckle ball gimmick in real games. Bumass grandpa
Al Nassr Zone
@TheNassrZone
Jul 19, 2025
When Cristiano showed Jr exactly how to execute the perfect free-kick.
Football on TNT Sports
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Football on TNT Sports
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@noLsZzz
Oct 28, 2025
It’s kind of embarrassing, I don’t see Madrid accounts making fun of Messi. I also don’t see big Ronaldo accounts making fun of Messi when he loses. But yes bro “debate is over” Messi fans are useless.
Barça Worldwide
@BarcaWorldwide
Oct 28, 2025
LETS ALL LAUGH AT RONALDO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@noLsZzz
Nov 6, 2025
You either love him to death or absolutely despise him. No in between. One of the greatest human beings to ever exist.
The Touchline | 𝐓
@TouchlineX
Nov 6, 2025
🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Cristiano: “I never wanted to be famous. I wanted to be successful."
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@noLsZzz
Nov 29, 2024
Did bro just describe Cristiano Ronaldo 😭😭😭😭😭
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@noLsZzz
Sep 7, 2025
Can someone pls tell me what R9 actually has over CR7 to be considered a better Serie A player? Not only was R9 never Serie A top scorer. Scored 49 goals in 68 games for Inter, only 9 in 20 for Milan. CR scored 81 in 91 games. R9 Has horrible champions league stats. 14 goals
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@noLsZzz
Oct 8, 2025
Wrong stats but I respect the hate 1 shot on target 1 Assist 3 Key Passes Nice try tho. Blatantly lying may be the way to go nowadays.
Hater Central
@TheHateCentral
Oct 8, 2025
Cristiano Ronaldo vs Liechtenstein (Oct. 8, 2005): 83 Minutes (Hooked) 0 Goals/Assists 0 Key Passes 0 Shots on Goal 1 Yellow Card HIS SUB SCORED THE WINNER IN 3 MINUTES…INSTANT IMPACT 🥶🥶🥶
Readers added context
Cristiano ronaldo in this match recorded an assist in Portugals 2-1 victory over Liechtenstein. Everything else is true. transfermarkt.us/spielbericht/i… espn.com/soccer/match/_…
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@noLsZzz
Jul 2, 2023
Messi 🇦🇷 vs Ronaldo 🇵🇹 Who is the better Athlete? No bias. Strength~🇵🇹 Speed~🇵🇹 Pace~ 🇵🇹 Stamina~ 🇵🇹 Durability~🇵🇹 Power~🇵🇹 Endurance~🇵🇹 Skill~🇵🇹 Longevity~🇵🇹 Dominance~ 🇵🇹>=🇦🇷 World Influence~ 🇵🇹 Mentality~🇵🇹 Records~🇵🇹 Awards~🇵🇹=🇦🇷 Game IQ~🇦🇷>=🇵🇹 Vertical/Jumping~🇵🇹 There is
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@noLsZzz
Oct 19, 2025
Messi played more games as a CF/Striker than Ronaldo ever did.
MASTERBUCKS ⚫️⚪️ 🇦🇺
@TheMasterBucks
Oct 19, 2025
I'm just gonna say it..... Messi scoring 900 goals is more impressive that Ronaldo getting to 1000 Goals. Ronaldo has played more than half his career as a Striker. Messi has never played a single game as a striker his entire career.
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@noLsZzz
Jul 22, 2023
Don’t Know why Ronaldo fans would care. Ronaldo was dropping hattricks in the premier league at 37…. Scored two on his debut back to United. Props to Messi for the amazing Free kick but it’s against Cruz Azul. 😶
Kobby
@Peekay_Codes
Jul 22, 2023
Leo Messi winning the game for Inter Miami with a 94th minute free kick. Ronaldo fans right now 👇
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@noLsZzz
Apr 18, 2025
2005: “He dribbles too much, no end product” 2025: “He can’t dribble, he’s just a poacher with no ability” Make up your mind. 😂
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@noLsZzz
Dec 26, 2023
Take away those penalties and he still has more goals than messi
Exclusive Messi
@ExclusiveMessi
Dec 26, 2023
🚨 Penalties in 2023: 🇵🇹 CR7: 15 🇦🇷 Messi: 0 This is real 😭
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