No. 1 Hater
27.8K posts
Lawyer and amateur dog enthusiast. Opinions are my own (especially the ones you don’t agree with).
Toronto, Ontario
Joined June 2009
- Replying to @anarchoboognish> they stole my car > they drove it to its full potential and flamed out by hitting a cop
GIF - Replying to @vanillaopinionsThis isn even “I never thought leopards would eat *my* face,” it’s “wait, leopards are carnivores?”
- Replying to @shizuodotmp3You can be both unethical from an olfactory perspective and correct. This is one of those cases
- Replying to @educatedwoman12 @joeymoffett87 and 2 othersWait you mean race is a purely social construct???
- Replying to @not_taylorx and @sheilabeefThe GTA is incredibly car dependant lmao what are you talking about. Drive 20 minutes outside of Toronto and I guarantee more than half the seniors at any given high school drive there and park
- Replying to @DunamisMax and @neiltysonIt’s abundantly clear that Santa’s high caloric intake is directly tied to the speed of his sleigh and his ability to so efficiently distribute presents (although the exact mechanisms of such remain unknown). Crazy how NDT and other Santa-deniers still don’t understand this.
- Replying to @facetedcarapaceWait this is a conservative thing?? I thought it was just a dudes rock thing
- Replying to @not_taylorx and @sheilabeefThere’s a big difference between “possible” and feasible. Lots of places around here’s it’s technically possible to get to by public transportation but it’s miserable and will take you 3x as long
- Replying to @sirsfurtherIs that like an occupation or just a pastime?
- Replying to @musicstruggles1I didn’t realize they also think Kelce is gay this is amazing
- The more I learn about these Confederate fellas the more I don’t care for ‘em
- Replying to @ZeroSuitCamusComputer programs famously communicate with each other using pleasantries and full sentences


