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@nikkibitching
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Joined July 2010
- I’m ready for the exposé documentary on BetterHelp. idk I just feel like there’s somethin going on there
- "what a beautiful wedding" said the bridesmaid to the waiter "yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a gay rat"
- the girl, so confusing version with lorde is so real bc charli’s like “I think you hate me and you don’t fuck with me” and lorde is like “huh?? baby I’ve been so mentally ill I haven’t been fucking with ANYONE and also I didn’t even know you wanted to fuck with me like that???”
- sorry I was gone for an hour I met nice girls in the bathroom
- why does it feel so vulnerable to ask about the soup of the day
- should I get a Baby on Board sticker for my car so everyone knows who's driving?
- me to my alien: so this is a bloomin’ onion from outback steakhouse
- I just heard one of my neighbors scream "YOU JUST WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOUR EX!!" and now I'm silent in my living room straining my ears for more tea
- Replying to @nikkibitchinglike the amount of times this miscommunication happens between girlfriends!!! I’m tearing up it was healing to hear them together :)
- idk what seasonally depressed babe needs to hear this rn but daylight savings starts in 17 days
- Replying to @greenbeansmcgeekinda! the word is they pay far below industry standard and don’t screen their therapists thoroughly. I’m just waiting for the shoes to drop and the crews to start rolling
- I hate men that are always calling themselves assholes. No one thinks you're being self aware just stop being an asshole
